# 关于本文集

缘起是想自己做一本特师文集，供奉起来，方便时时拜读学习的同时，也能承前启后，让特师的宝贵文化遗产传承下去，造福子孙后代。

另外发现目前网路上散落流传的 pdf 和 txt 文件有不少问题，比如错别字、标点，需要勘定校对。此次梳理，会争取做到集各版之所长，并逐字逐句查缺补漏、勘误，包括错误标点符号，以期打造一个最佳版本。纯文字版完成之后，还打算在此文字版基础上出一个经过美编排版设计的印刷版。

欢迎各位野生郭冬临 fork、star，共同编辑校对，为严肃文学添砖加瓦。

*@naoyeye 20181109 酒仙桥*

## 在线阅读

[《特师文集》](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/)

## 本项目源代码

<https://github.com/MindFxck/daguguguji>

## 进度

I 小说与散文

* [x] [处女](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/chu-nv)
* [x] [陈大壮](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/chen-da-zhuang)
* [x] [说一说在我老家，庄稼的种植情况](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/shuo-yi-shuo-zai-wo-lao-jia-zhuang-jia-de-zhong-zhi-qing-kuang)
* [x] [亲子贴：我的儿子王大锤](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/qin-zi-tie-wo-de-er-zi-wang-da-chui)
* [x] [没钱太惨](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/mei-qian-tai-can)
* [x] [下礼拜就 38 周岁了，感觉很恍惚](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/xia-li-bai-jiu-38-zhou-sui-le-gan-jue-hen-huang)
* [x] [我觉得我真活明白了（低速无耻下流）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/wo-jue-de-wo-zhen-huo-ming-bai-le-di-su-wu-chi-xia-liu)
* [x] [怎样摆脱肉体？我有了一个计划](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/zen-yang-bai-tuo-rou-ti-wo-you-le-yi-ge-ji-hua)
* [x] [我觉得有人要害我](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/wo-jue-de-you-ren-yao-hai-wo)
* [x] [现在可以准备了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/xian-zai-ke-yi-zhun-bei-le)
* [x] [这样的人活在世上到底是体制的悲哀还是个体惨剧，你说？](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/zhe-yang-de-ren-huo-zai-shi-shang-dao-di-shi-ti-zhi-de-bei-ai-hai-shi-ge-ti-can-ju-ni-shuo)
* [x] [“亚拉嗦 那就是北海公园”](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/ya-la-suo-na-jiu-shi-bei-hai-gong-yuan)
* [x] [(德味) 我突然发现我使用诺基亚的方向完全错了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/de-wei-wo-tu-ran-fa-xian-wo-shi-yong-nuo-ji-ya-de-fang-xiang-wan-quan-cuo-le)
* [x] [冬至老公崩溃了（温馨感人）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/dong-zhi-lao-gong-beng-kui-le-wen-gan-ren)
* [x] [活在裆下：时代的晚上](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/huo-zai-dang-xia-shi-dai-de-wan-shang)
* [x] [一次突如其来的性生活](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/yi-ci-tu-ru-qi-lai-de-xing-sheng-huo)
* [x] [经过认真思考，老王发现老张不适合自己](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/jing-guo-ren-zhen-si-kao-lao-wang-fa-xian-lao-zhang-bu-shi-he-zi-ji)
* [x] [中产阶级的隐秘生活（惊悚）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/zhong-chan-jie-ji-de-yin-mi-sheng-huo-jing)
* [x] [动物园里故事很多的，随便讲几个](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/dong-wu-yuan-li-gu-shi-hen-duo-de-sui-bian-jiang-ji-ge)
* [x] [德州人在巴黎，在北京旅游的几个小故事](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/de-zhou-ren-zai-ba-li-zai-bei-jing-lv-you-de-ji-ge-xiao-gu-shi)
* [x] [住一楼的好处](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/zhu-yi-lou-de-hao-chu)
* [x] [大雪后的清晨（温馨感人）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/da-xue-hou-de-qing-chen-wen-xin-gan-ren)
* [x] [你国狗观察](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/ni-guo-gou-guan-cha)
* [x] [今天我指点了一个驴](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/jin-tian-wo-zhi-dian-le-yi-ge-lv)
* [x] [说一下今天晚上跟着恰恰恰去签字的情况，哈感人（更新好了）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/shuo-yi-xia-jin-tian-wan-shang-gen-zhe-qia-qia-qia-qu-qian-zi-de-qing-kuang-ha-gan-ren-geng-xin-hao)
* [x] [武汉某幸福中产家庭里一个狗，的波澜壮阔大计划（励志向上）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/wu-han-mou-xing-fu-zhong-chan-jia-ting-li-yi-ge-gou-de-bo-lan-zhuang-kuo-da-ji-hua-li-zhi-xiang-shan)
* [x] [广场（幸福圆满）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/~/edit/drafts/-LVb-_WIRdl4nvTPpVpM/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/guang-chang-xing-fu-yuan-man)
* [x] [一个奇怪的情形我见到在河边今天有一个时候](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/yi-ge-qi-guai-de-qing-xing-wo-jian-dao-zai-he-bian-jin-tian-you-yi-ge-shi-hou)
* [x] [震惊了！我们一个同事是猩猩，今天被北京动物园的抓走了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/zhen-jing-le-wo-men-yi-ge-tong-shi-shi-xing-xing-jin-tian-bei-bei-jing-dong-wu-yuan-de-zhua-zou-le)
* [x] [（仮）夏日最后的风景](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/xia-ri-zui-hou-de-feng-jing)
* [x] [怎样克服恐惧心理在七月底吃上优质的生汆丸子](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/zen-yang-ke-fu-kong-ju-xin-li-zai-qi-yue-di-chi-shang-you-zhi-de-sheng-wan-zi)
* [x] [晚饭吃什么系列之刚才在小区门口的一次惨烈搏斗！](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/wan-fan-chi-shen-me-xi-lie-zhi-gang-cai-zai-xiao-qu-men-kou-de-yi-ci-can-lie-bo-dou)
* [x] [大师理性评测舌尖上的中国 2 第一集](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/da-shi-li-xing-ping-ce-she-jian-shang-de-zhong-guo-2-di-yi-ji)
* [x] [关于去拉萨的说两句](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/la-sa-yi-shi)
* [x] [黄浦江深夜致电某领导，黄浦江有话要讲！](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/huang-pu-jiang-shen-ye-zhi-dian-mou-ling-dao-huang-pu-jiang-you-hua-yao-jiang)

II 诗歌

* [x] [七月](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/partii-shi-ge/qi-yue)
* [x] [一段时期的平原生活](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/partii-shi-ge/yi-duan-shi-qi-de-ping-yuan-sheng-huo)
* [x] [平原上的老王](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ping-yuan-shang-de-lao-wang)
* [x] [一种草](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/yi-zhong-cao)
* [x] [看驴 1](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/kan-lv-1)
* [x] [看驴 2](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/kan-lv-2)
* [x] [驴的一种爱好](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/lv-de-yi-zhong-ai-hao)
* [x] [安徽人](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/an-hui-ren)
* [x] [风](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/partii-shi-ge/feng)
* [x] [副局长](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/fu-ju-chang)
* [x] [在夏天必须认识一个姑娘](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/zai-xia-tian-bi-xu-ren-shi-yi-ge-gu-niang)
* [x] [大叙事](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/da-xu-shi)
* [x] [深夜](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/shen-ye)
* [x] [腰子](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/yao-zi)
* [x] [想你](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/partii-shi-ge/xiang-ni)
* [x] [怎么同意地球是圆的](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/zen-me-tong-yi-di-qiu-shi-yuan-de)
* [x] [淮北下雪了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/huai-bei-xia-xue-le)
* [x] [次要的生活](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ci-yao-de-sheng-huo)
* [x] [给心爱的人](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/gei-xin-ai-de-ren)
* [x] [借口](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/jie-kou)
* [x] [四月](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/si-yue)
* [x] [九月](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/jiu-yue)
* [x] [台风](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/tai-feng)
* [x] [夜晚](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ye-wan)
* [x] [永恒](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/yong-heng)
* [x] [1998年暑假](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/1998-nian-shu-jia.md)
* [x] [爱你一万年](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ai-ni-yi-wan-nian.md)
* [x] [爱人同志](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ai-ren-tong-zhi.md)
* [x] [北大路](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/bei-da-lu.md)
* [x] [大熊猫](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/da-xiong-mao.md)
* [x] [交谈](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/jiao-tan.md)
* [x] [老刘](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/lao-liu.md)
* [x] [愿李萌鑫别再为爱苦恼](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/li-xing-meng.md)
* [x] [麦地与诗人，答复](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/mai-di.md)
* [x] [南城男的奶子大](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/nan-cheng-nan-de-nai-zi-da.md)
* [x] [2019年终总结](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/nian-zhong-zong-jie.md)
* [x] [人世间](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ren-shi-jian.md)
* [x] [石头和王八](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/wang-ba.md)
* [x] [王美丽](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/wang-mei-li.md)
* [x] [我疯了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/wo-feng-le.md)
* [x] [无题](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/wu-ti.md)
* [x] [夜里](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ye-li.md)

III 段子与微评

* [x] [几个长镜头素材](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ji-ge-chang-jing-tou-su-cai)
* [x] [吃与境界](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/chi-yu-jing-jie)
* [x] [畅销仁波切](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/chang-xiao-ren-bo-qie)
* [x] [北京的朋友](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bei-jing-de-peng-you)
* [x] [北京餐饮](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bei-jing-can-yin)
* [x] [公园](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/gong-yuan)
* [x] [猴性](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/hou-xing)
* [x] [灵魂交互 app](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ling-hun-jiao-hu-app)
* [x] [大师减肥秘方](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ling-hun-jiao-hu-app)
* [x] [张大锤跑步比赛](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/zhang-da-chui-pao-bu-bi-sai)
* [x] [如何治疗怀才不遇 1](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ru-he-zhi-liao-huai-cai-bu-yu-1)
* [x] [如何治疗怀才不遇 2](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ru-he-zhi-liao-huai-cai-bu-yu-2)
* [x] [冰箱](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bing-xiang)
* [x] [200 抽厕纸诗集](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/200-chou-ce-zhi-shi-ji)
* [x] [夫～夫～](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/fu-fu)
* [x] [面膜](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/mian-mo)
* [x] [美发店的记号](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/mei-fa-dian-de-ji-hao)
* [x] [人民做主](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ren-min-zuo-zhu)
* [x] [存在](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/cun-zai)
* [x] [远方 1](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/yuan-fang-1)
* [x] [远方 2](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/yuan-fang-2)
* [x] [北京咖啡馆](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bei-jing-ka-fei-guan)
* [x] [社会主义的成功](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/she-hui-zhu-yi-de-cheng-gong)
* [x] [呐喊](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/na-han)
* [x] [当代](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/dang-dai)
* [x] [出国](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/chu-guo)
* [x] [你胖了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ni-pang-liao)
* [x] [痛苦写作](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/tong-ku-xie-zuo)
* [x] [书店的味儿](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/shu-dian-de-wei-er)
* [x] [太阳和煤球](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/tai-yang-he-mei-qiu)
* [x] [你变了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ni-bian-liao)
* [x] [be 说话（缺失](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/be-shuo-hua)
* [x] [为你推荐七个饭后好习惯](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/wei-ni-tui-jian-qi-ge-fan-hou-hao-xi-guan)
* [x] [回归](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/hui-gui)
* [x] [电梯内外的一个时刻](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/dian-ti-nei-wai-de-yi-ge-shi-ke)
* [x] [刑具](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/xing-ju)
* [x] [北京狗有多少](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bei-jing-gou-you-duo-shao)
* [x] [报复社会](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bao-fu-she-hui)
* [x] [吸毒和跑步](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/xi-du-he-pao-bu)
* [x] [东直门儿](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/dong-zhi-men-er)
* [x] [精神世界](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/jing-shen-shi-jie)
* [x] [一种生活](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/yi-zhong-sheng-huo)
* [x] [饺子](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/jiao-zi)
* [x] [苏州完蛋了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/su-zhou-wan-dan-liao)
* [x] [tfuncles](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/tfuncles)
* [x] [你国和我国](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ni-guo-he-wo-guo)
* [x] [中华盛世 mojito](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/zhong-hua-sheng-shi-mojito)
* [x] [回转北京小吃](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/hui-zhuan-bei-jing-xiao-chi)
* [x] [o2o 煎饼摊](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/o2o-jian-bing-tan)
* [x] [猪油](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/zhu-you)
* [x] [聚餐](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ju-can)
* [x] [活虾](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/huo-xia)
* [x] [啤酒](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/pi-jiu)
* [x] [711 关东煮](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/711-guan-dong-zhu)
* [x] [姑爷上门宴](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/gu-ye-shang-men-yan)
* [x] [八十年代](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ba-shi-nian-dai)
* [x] [九十年代](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/jiu-shi-nian-dai)
* [x] [行善](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/xing-shan)
* [x] [申奥](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/shen-ao)
* [x] [捡钱包](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/jian-qian-bao)
* [x] [北京出租司机](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bei-jing-chu-zu-si-ji)
* [x] [中产阶级](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/zhong-chan-jie-ji)
* [x] [白衬衫](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bai-cheng-shan.md)
* [x] [抵制](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/di-zhi.md)
* [x] [借钱](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/jie-qian.md)
* [x] [精分](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/jing-fen.md)
* [x] [Love](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/Love.md)

IV 野生郭东林仿写

* [x] [寿司机器人 (微信朋友圈首发原创) —— 举狗老师](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iv-ye-sheng-guo-dong-lin-fang-xie/shou-si-ji-qi-ren)
* [x] [K1058 次列车，我，一个猴，到青海去 —— 时间大哥我错了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iv-ye-sheng-guo-dong-lin-fang-xie/k1058)

V 知乎网严肃文学评论家文评集锦

* [x] [荒谬与陌生：嘲笑中产的剧作家 —— 知乎网匿名用户](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/partv-zhi-hu-wang-yan-su-wen-xue-ping-lun-jia-wen-ping-ji-jin/huang-miu-yu-mo-sheng.md)
* [ ] 反叛标准，跳脱无关：后现代主义文学家 —— 知乎网友土耳其耳朵

IV 后记

* [x] [后记](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iv-hou-ji/hou-ji)

VII 补录

* [x] [胜利了一刚](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/sheng-li-le-yi-gang)
* [x] [抑郁症之苦《给心爱的人》](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/yi-yu-zheng-zhi-ku-gei-xin-ai-de-ren)
* [x] [一个狗和大山](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/yi-ge-gou-he-da-shan)
* [x] [一个狗和河](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/yi-ge-gou-he-he)
* [x] [下午在大润发水产区闲逛，看见一条鲫鱼吹牛](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/da-run-fa)
* [x] [我今天去朋友家，发生了一个状况，家里的猫把塑料袋吃了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/wo-jin-tian-qu-peng-you-jia-fa-sheng-le-yi-ge-zhuang-kuang-jia-li-de-mao-ba-su-liao-dai-chi-le)
* [x] [现实中骚的女的到底多不多](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/xian-shi-zhong-sao-de-nv-de-dao-di-duo-bu-duo)
* [x] [明亮的地方——献给麻什 （王大锤）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/ming-liang-de-di-fang)
* [x] [城市驴火，巴西利亚](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/cheng-shi-lv-huo)
* [x] [生活即战场！李大根与一个鱼的一次斗智斗勇（温馨感人）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/sheng-huo-ji-zhan-chang)
* [x] [伟大的工程要建三百年](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/wei-da-de-gong-cheng)
* [x] [下午河边的六个狗的摆放位置](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/xia-wu-he-bian-de-liu-ge-gou-de-bai-fang-wei-zhi.md)
* [x] [当代生活需要大功率激光枪](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/dang-dai-sheng-huo-xu-yao-da-gong-shuai-ji-guang-qiang.md)
* [ ] 夜晚正式开始 （beta）
* [ ] 社会主义新戏剧
* [ ] bio-
* [ ] 人间踏浪，唯物主义辩证法救了一位惨绿少年
* [ ] 阿姆斯特丹的水鬼
* [ ] 在深夜我们围成一个圈跳一种舞
* [ ] 国王孤独，或雨从未到来
* [ ] 猴面包。猴面包树。高树玛利亚。（河间指南 2.0remix）
* [ ] 冬至 老公今天崩溃了（温馨感人）
* [ ] 太冷了
* [ ] 一个奇怪的情形我见到在河边今天有一个时候。
* [ ] （西德）十八岁以后生理有了变化，对肉有异常的渴望
* [ ] （大生活） 刚才亲眼目睹了一位苹果教徒的崩溃
* [ ] 我为何喜欢观察苍蝇的一个原因
* [ ] 准备要追求小六了
* [ ] 出大事儿了，老王开花了ZT
* [ ] 蒙古族
* [ ] 你们遇没遇到过开吉普想卖你望远镜的人？（zt）
* [ ] 刚才一个狗让我此起彼伏(zt)
* [ ] 我想出了一种极其刺激而又简单的日常娱乐方式(zt)
* [ ] 今天我利用聪明智慧吃到了一根雪糕(zt)
* [ ] 今天我无情的拆穿了一个狗的把戏（zt）
* [ ] 诅咒有没有用？（zt）
* [ ] 我路过城市的每一面躯体（ZT）
* [ ] 畜生开会
* [ ] 我今天就说句大实话

VII 拾遗

* [特师拾遗](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-shi-yi/te-shi-shi-yi)

VIII 音乐

* [特师文章中提及的音乐合集](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-viii-yinyue/he-ji)

## 原始文字参考

本文集的文字内容会基于以下内容整理：

* [特师文集.pdf](https://github.com/MindFxck/daguguguji/blob/master/assets/book.pdf)
* [book.txt](https://github.com/MindFxck/daguguguji/blob/master/assets/book.txt)*（特师文集.pdf的txt自动转换版）*
* [人间动物园.pdf](https://github.com/MindFxck/daguguguji/blob/master/assets/人间动物园.pdf)
* [佛搂蜜的诗](https://hongyangchun.wordpress.com/category/佛搂蜜的诗/)
* [人间动物园](http://lidamao.com)
* [张大锤](https://www.jianshu.com/u/6a4cf8d99999)

## 一些命令

### 获取 GitHub Repo

`git clone git@github.com:MindFxck/daguguguji.git`

### gitbook简明教程

<http://www.chengweiyang.cn/gitbook/index.html>

### 1 安装 gitbook-cli

因为本项目比较老旧，node 版本大于等于 v12.22.11 下会无法启动。

可以明确的是，在 node v8.11.0 和 v10.16.3 下都是可以正常开发的。

`npm install gitbook-cli -g`

### 2 启动本地开发预览

`gitbook serve`

访问 <http://127.0.0.1:4000/>

![](https://ww1.sinaimg.cn/large/61b8bbf4ly1g04o1w6u0ej225c1bg4k1.jpg)

### 3 build

`gitbook build`

### 4 提交

`git add -A; git commit -am '你的提交信息'; git push origin master;`

## 贡献者名单

* [naoyeye](https://github.com/naoyeye)
* [2DKnight1900](https://github.com/DKnight1900)
* [davidwu1010](https://github.com/davidwu1010)
* [onestarshang](https://github.com/onestarshang)
* [imguozr](https://github.com/imguozr)
* [shuchenliu](https://github.com/shuchenliu)
* [Octobug](https://github.com/Octobug)

## 免责声明

1. 本项目所有内容都是出于文学研究目的收集，如有侵犯权益，请联系本人删除。
2. 本项目所有内容仅供个人阅读使用，禁止用作商业用途。


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