# 《特师文集》大咕咕咕鸡著

## 《特师文集》大咕咕咕鸡著

- [关于本文集](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/readme.md)
- [封面](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/cover.md)
- [编者按](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/bian-zhe-an.md)
- [序](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/xu.md)
- [处女](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/chu-nv.md)
- [陈大壮](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/chen-da-zhuang.md)
- [说一说在我老家，庄稼的种植情况](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/shuo-yi-shuo-zai-wo-lao-jia-zhuang-jia-de-zhong-zhi-qing-kuang.md)
- [亲子贴：我的儿子王大锤](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/qin-zi-tie-wo-de-er-zi-wang-da-chui.md)
- [没钱太惨](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/mei-qian-tai-can.md)
- [下礼拜就 38 周岁了，感觉很恍惚](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/xia-li-bai-jiu-38-zhou-sui-le-gan-jue-hen-huang.md)
- [我觉得我真活明白了（低速无耻下流）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/wo-jue-de-wo-zhen-huo-ming-bai-le-di-su-wu-chi-xia-liu.md)
- [怎样摆脱肉体？我有了一个计划](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/zen-yang-bai-tuo-rou-ti-wo-you-le-yi-ge-ji-hua.md)
- [我觉得有人要害我](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/wo-jue-de-you-ren-yao-hai-wo.md)
- [现在可以准备了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/xian-zai-ke-yi-zhun-bei-le.md)
- [这样的人活在世上到底是体制的悲哀还是个体惨剧，你说？](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/zhe-yang-de-ren-huo-zai-shi-shang-dao-di-shi-ti-zhi-de-bei-ai-hai-shi-ge-ti-can-ju-ni-shuo.md)
- [“亚拉嗦 那就是北海公园”](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/ya-la-suo-na-jiu-shi-bei-hai-gong-yuan.md)
- [(德味) 我突然发现我使用诺基亚的方向完全错了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/de-wei-wo-tu-ran-fa-xian-wo-shi-yong-nuo-ji-ya-de-fang-xiang-wan-quan-cuo-le.md)
- [冬至老公崩溃了（温馨感人）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/dong-zhi-lao-gong-beng-kui-le-wen-gan-ren.md)
- [活在裆下：时代的晚上](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/huo-zai-dang-xia-shi-dai-de-wan-shang.md)
- [一次突如其来的性生活](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/yi-ci-tu-ru-qi-lai-de-xing-sheng-huo.md)
- [经过认真思考，老王发现老张不适合自己](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/jing-guo-ren-zhen-si-kao-lao-wang-fa-xian-lao-zhang-bu-shi-he-zi-ji.md)
- [中产阶级的隐秘生活（惊悚）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/zhong-chan-jie-ji-de-yin-mi-sheng-huo-jing.md)
- [动物园里故事很多的，随便讲几个](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/dong-wu-yuan-li-gu-shi-hen-duo-de-sui-bian-jiang-ji-ge.md)
- [德州人在巴黎，在北京旅游的几个小故事](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/de-zhou-ren-zai-ba-li-zai-bei-jing-lv-you-de-ji-ge-xiao-gu-shi.md)
- [住一楼的好处](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/zhu-yi-lou-de-hao-chu.md)
- [大雪后的清晨（温馨感人）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/da-xue-hou-de-qing-chen-wen-xin-gan-ren.md)
- [你国狗观察](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/ni-guo-gou-guan-cha.md)
- [今天我指点了一个驴](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/jin-tian-wo-zhi-dian-le-yi-ge-lv.md)
- [说一下今天晚上跟着恰恰恰去签字的情况，哈感人（更新好了）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/shuo-yi-xia-jin-tian-wan-shang-gen-zhe-qia-qia-qia-qu-qian-zi-de-qing-kuang-ha-gan-ren-geng-xin-hao.md)
- [武汉某幸福中产家庭里一个狗，的波澜壮阔大计划（励志向上）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/wu-han-mou-xing-fu-zhong-chan-jia-ting-li-yi-ge-gou-de-bo-lan-zhuang-kuo-da-ji-hua-li-zhi-xiang-shan.md)
- [广场（幸福圆满）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/guang-chang-xing-fu-yuan-man.md)
- [一个奇怪的情形我见到在河边今天有一个时候](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/yi-ge-qi-guai-de-qing-xing-wo-jian-dao-zai-he-bian-jin-tian-you-yi-ge-shi-hou.md)
- [震惊了！我们一个同事是猩猩，今天被北京动物园的抓走了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/zhen-jing-le-wo-men-yi-ge-tong-shi-shi-xing-xing-jin-tian-bei-bei-jing-dong-wu-yuan-de-zhua-zou-le.md)
- [（仮）夏日最后的风景](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/xia-ri-zui-hou-de-feng-jing.md)
- [怎样克服恐惧心理在七月底吃上优质的生汆丸子](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/zen-yang-ke-fu-kong-ju-xin-li-zai-qi-yue-di-chi-shang-you-zhi-de-sheng-wan-zi.md)
- [晚饭吃什么系列之刚才在小区门口的一次惨烈搏斗！](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/wan-fan-chi-shen-me-xi-lie-zhi-gang-cai-zai-xiao-qu-men-kou-de-yi-ci-can-lie-bo-dou.md)
- [大师理性评测舌尖上的中国 2 第一集](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/da-shi-li-xing-ping-ce-she-jian-shang-de-zhong-guo-2-di-yi-ji.md)
- [关于去拉萨的说两句](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/la-sa-yi-shi.md)
- [黄浦江深夜致电某领导，黄浦江有话要讲！](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/parti-xiao-shuo-yu-san-wen/huang-pu-jiang-shen-ye-zhi-dian-mou-ling-dao-huang-pu-jiang-you-hua-yao-jiang.md)
- [七月](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/qi-yue.md)
- [一段时期的平原生活](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/yi-duan-shi-qi-de-ping-yuan-sheng-huo.md)
- [平原上的老王](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ping-yuan-shang-de-lao-wang.md)
- [一种草](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/yi-zhong-cao.md)
- [看驴 1](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/kan-lv-1.md)
- [看驴 2](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/kan-lv-2.md)
- [驴的一种爱好](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/lv-de-yi-zhong-ai-hao.md)
- [安徽人](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/an-hui-ren.md)
- [风](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/feng.md)
- [副局长](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/fu-ju-chang.md)
- [在夏天必须认识一个姑娘](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/zai-xia-tian-bi-xu-ren-shi-yi-ge-gu-niang.md)
- [大叙事](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/da-xu-shi.md)
- [深夜](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/shen-ye.md)
- [腰子](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/yao-zi.md)
- [想你](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/xiang-ni.md)
- [怎么同意地球是圆的](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/zen-me-tong-yi-di-qiu-shi-yuan-de.md)
- [淮北下雪了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/huai-bei-xia-xue-le.md)
- [次要的生活](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ci-yao-de-sheng-huo.md)
- [给心爱的人](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/gei-xin-ai-de-ren.md)
- [借口](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/jie-kou.md)
- [四月](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/si-yue.md)
- [九月](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/jiu-yue.md)
- [台风](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/tai-feng.md)
- [夜晚](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ye-wan.md)
- [永恒](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/yong-heng.md)
- [1998年暑假](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/1998-nian-shu-jia.md)
- [爱你一万年](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ai-ni-yi-wan-nian.md)
- [爱人同志](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ai-ren-tong-zhi.md)
- [北大路](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/bei-da-lu.md)
- [大熊猫](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/da-xiong-mao.md)
- [交谈](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/jiao-tan.md)
- [老刘](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/lao-liu.md)
- [愿李萌鑫别再为爱苦恼](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/li-xing-meng.md)
- [麦地与诗人，答复](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/mai-di.md)
- [南城男的奶子大](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/nan-cheng-nan-de-nai-zi-da.md)
- [2019年终总结](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/nian-zhong-zong-jie.md)
- [人世间](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ren-shi-jian.md)
- [石头和王八](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/wang-ba.md)
- [王美丽](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/wang-mei-li.md)
- [我疯了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/wo-feng-le.md)
- [无题](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/wu-ti.md)
- [夜里](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-ii-shi-ge/ye-li.md)
- [几个长镜头素材](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ji-ge-chang-jing-tou-su-cai.md)
- [吃与境界](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/chi-yu-jing-jie.md)
- [畅销仁波切](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/chang-xiao-ren-bo-qie.md)
- [北京的朋友](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bei-jing-de-peng-you.md)
- [北京餐饮](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bei-jing-can-yin.md)
- [公园](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/gong-yuan.md)
- [猴性](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/hou-xing.md)
- [灵魂交互 app](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ling-hun-jiao-hu-app.md)
- [大师减肥秘方](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/da-shi-jian-fei-mi-fang.md)
- [张大锤跑步比赛](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/zhang-da-chui-pao-bu-bi-sai.md)
- [如何治疗怀才不遇 1](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ru-he-zhi-liao-huai-cai-bu-yu-1.md)
- [如何治疗怀才不遇 2](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ru-he-zhi-liao-huai-cai-bu-yu-2.md)
- [冰箱](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bing-xiang.md)
- [200 抽厕纸诗集](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/200-chou-ce-zhi-shi-ji.md)
- [夫～夫～](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/fu-fu.md)
- [面膜](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/mian-mo.md)
- [美发店的记号](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/mei-fa-dian-de-ji-hao.md)
- [人民做主](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ren-min-zuo-zhu.md)
- [存在](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/cun-zai.md)
- [远方 1](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/yuan-fang-1.md)
- [远方 2](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/yuan-fang-2.md)
- [北京咖啡馆](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bei-jing-ka-fei-guan.md)
- [社会主义的成功](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/she-hui-zhu-yi-de-cheng-gong.md)
- [呐喊](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/na-han.md)
- [当代](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/dang-dai.md)
- [出国](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/chu-guo.md)
- [你胖了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ni-pang-liao.md)
- [痛苦写作](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/tong-ku-xie-zuo.md)
- [书店的味儿](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/shu-dian-de-wei-er.md)
- [太阳和煤球](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/tai-yang-he-mei-qiu.md)
- [你变了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ni-bian-liao.md)
- [be 说话](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/be-shuo-hua.md)
- [为你推荐七个饭后好习惯](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/wei-ni-tui-jian-qi-ge-fan-hou-hao-xi-guan.md)
- [回归](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/hui-gui.md)
- [电梯内外的一个时刻](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/dian-ti-nei-wai-de-yi-ge-shi-ke.md)
- [刑具](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/xing-ju.md)
- [北京狗有多少](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bei-jing-gou-you-duo-shao.md)
- [报复社会](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bao-fu-she-hui.md)
- [吸毒和跑步](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/xi-du-he-pao-bu.md)
- [东直门儿](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/dong-zhi-men-er.md)
- [精神世界](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/jing-shen-shi-jie.md)
- [一种生活](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/yi-zhong-sheng-huo.md)
- [饺子](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/jiao-zi.md)
- [苏州完蛋了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/su-zhou-wan-dan-liao.md)
- [tfuncles](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/tfuncles.md)
- [你国和我国](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ni-guo-he-wo-guo.md)
- [中华盛世 mojito](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/zhong-hua-sheng-shi-mojito.md)
- [回转北京小吃](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/hui-zhuan-bei-jing-xiao-chi.md)
- [o2o 煎饼摊](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/o2o-jian-bing-tan.md)
- [猪油](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/zhu-you.md)
- [聚餐](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ju-can.md)
- [活虾](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/huo-xia.md)
- [啤酒](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/pi-jiu.md)
- [711 关东煮](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/711-guan-dong-zhu.md)
- [姑爷上门宴](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/gu-ye-shang-men-yan.md)
- [八十年代](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/ba-shi-nian-dai.md)
- [九十年代](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/jiu-shi-nian-dai.md)
- [行善](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/xing-shan.md)
- [申奥](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/shen-ao.md)
- [捡钱包](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/jian-qian-bao.md)
- [北京出租司机](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bei-jing-chu-zu-si-ji.md)
- [中产阶级](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/zhong-chan-jie-ji.md)
- [白衬衫](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/bai-cheng-shan.md)
- [抵制](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/di-zhi.md)
- [借钱](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/jie-qian.md)
- [精分](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/jing-fen.md)
- [Love](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iii-duan-zi-yu-wei-ping/love.md)
- [寿司机器人](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iv-ye-sheng-guo-dong-lin-fang-xie/shou-si-ji-qi-ren.md): (微信朋友圈首发原创) —— 举狗老师
- [K1058 次列车，我，一个猴，到青海去 —— 时间大哥我错了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iv-ye-sheng-guo-dong-lin-fang-xie/k1058.md): 原文出处已不可考，原文作者 id 似乎是「时间大哥我错了」。目前搜得「斯孩」这篇 \[https://weibo.com/p/1001603865772203082183]\(https://weibo.com/p/1001603865772203082183)
- [荒谬与陌生：嘲笑中产的剧作家 —— 知乎网匿名用户](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/partv-zhi-hu-wang-yan-su-wen-xue-ping-lun-jia-wen-ping-ji-jin/huang-miu-yu-mo-sheng.md)
- [后记](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-iv-hou-ji/hou-ji.md)
- [胜利了一刚](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/sheng-li-le-yi-gang.md)
- [抑郁症之苦《给心爱的人》](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/yi-yu-zheng-zhi-ku-gei-xin-ai-de-ren.md)
- [一个狗和大山](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/yi-ge-gou-he-da-shan.md)
- [一个狗和河](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/yi-ge-gou-he-he.md)
- [下午在大润发水产区闲逛，看见一条鲫鱼吹牛](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/da-run-fa.md)
- [我今天去朋友家，发生了一个状况，家里的猫把塑料袋吃了](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/wo-jin-tian-qu-peng-you-jia-fa-sheng-le-yi-ge-zhuang-kuang-jia-li-de-mao-ba-su-liao-dai-chi-le.md)
- [现实中骚的女的到底多不多](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/xian-shi-zhong-sao-de-nv-de-dao-di-duo-bu-duo.md)
- [明亮的地方——献给麻什 （王大锤）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/ming-liang-de-di-fang.md)
- [城市驴火，巴西利亚](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/cheng-shi-lv-huo.md)
- [生活即战场！李大根与一个鱼的一次斗智斗勇（温馨感人）](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/sheng-huo-ji-zhan-chang.md): 张大锤 大叫驴 2013-10-17
- [伟大的工程要建三百年](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/wei-da-de-gong-cheng.md)
- [下午河边的六个狗的摆放位置](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/xia-wu-he-bian-de-liu-ge-gou-de-bai-fang-wei-zhi.md)
- [当代生活需要大功率激光枪](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-bu-lu/dang-dai-sheng-huo-xu-yao-da-gong-shuai-ji-guang-qiang.md): 大咕咕咕鸡 2016-12-09 14:41:57
- [特师拾遗](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-vii-shi-yi/te-shi-shi-yi.md): https://www.douban.com/group/topic/108308206/ 来自: nexus1 2017-10-09 21:26:33
- [特师文章中提及的音乐合集](https://mindfucking.gitbook.io/daguguguji/part-viii-yin-yue/he-ji.md)